` THE RALLY `
Monday, May 4, 2009
Here's the story:.... not too long ago, on a Saturday late night, my wife and i went out for food, came back and heard some noises coming from a box in our room. she thought its a giant lizard causing the noise... i shifted the box.... the thing ram the box at me. ok, its not a lizard. the force was strong..... too strong.... so i got my bro up, and tape the 2 carrying holes of the box. after taping one side, my bro, half asleep without his specs was about to tape the other side when darth vader jumped out and dash out of the room into the study. so we quickly locked our room and ran into the study, got 2 badminton rackets and lock oursleves into the room with darth vader.... darth vader was skilled , study was cluttered like a store room, we couldnt find it. the force was not on our side. FOCUS! ok. back to where i was... we search for quite a while and gave up. we came out and locked the study door. after a while, i went in again and saw it in the toilet. so we ran in, lock the study, into the toilet trying to get darth vader. but couldnt find it. so we locked the toilet door and got out.
the next day, i was feeding my hermits when i suddenly realise a dark force behind me, it was darth... shit! chased it, yelled for my other clown to come up. and we search and chase again. god damn it. so we got no where close again. we bought some glue pads. filled it with meat . Darth vader got caught at 4am the next morning.... but in the process of getting into the room, it fled, it managed to get out of the sticky trap. ok... one more nite of no sleep. Pissed. called 4 pest busters and all were close, located trap cages and went to jurong, 26 lokyang road to get it. 3 pcs, hung with peanut butter, peanut butter and cookie, and cuttle fish. it din work. chasing continues...
ok, last nite was the last straw... went to self fix, bought every single can of glue on the shelf. spend half hour making a huge trap. the glue was massively stinking the whole 3 stories..... the 2 clowns were getting high and having head ache. so for 2 hours, we set the glue trap , lifted the beds and sofa all against the wall, stack everything, saw darth vader twice... ran after it like mad and after 2 hrs, we decided to call it a day. head and stomach were churning. so we left 3 trap cages and our DIY glue patch with a whole bunch of king oscar in the center. guess what!? windows were closed. no ventilation and the hall still had smell of the glue.... that was 6 cans of glue. went to slp.... the next morning, i wanted to call the pest busters, wife said go check on our pet darth vader... and holy shit! there was darth vader!!!! took it out, folded the box of glue and our darth vader, had it thrown in a black plastic to await the garbage truck.
brakes applied at |5/04/2009 07:04:00 PM|
